Worldcon time 4 J3

Journée un peu plus cool en perspective que les précédentes même si le seul panel auquel je dois paraître ce jour-là appartient à la catégorie que j’appelle "colis piégé".

Je m’explique.

Les cent une manières de piéger un panel :

a) le sujet d’abord :

une question mal posée ou involontairement provocatrice et c’est le crash assuré. Mon panel d’aujourd’hui appartient à cette catégorie même si le brio d’Elisabeth Vonnarburg sauva maintes fois la situation.

b) les participants.

Option 1

1a ils ne viennent pas parce qu’ils ne sont pas à la convention.

 1b ils ne viennent pas parce qu’ils sont sur trois panels différents en même temps.

 1c ils ne viennent pas parce que Neil Gaiman fait un panel à côté et qu’ils sont allés écouter.

 1d ils ne viennent pas parce que leur emploi du temps leur indique le panel à l’autre bout du palais des congrès, trois jours plus tard, ils cherchent encore.

 1e ils ne viennent pas parce qu’ils se sont endormis dans la green room ou que georges leur a mis la main dessus

 1f  ils ne viennent pas parce que leur emploi du temps leur a dit que c’était la veille et ils sont repartis furibards de l’inconséquence des autres panellistes.

(Comme nous allons le démontrer, l’absence de public n’est pas un signe probant d’erreur, tout juste celui d’une possible intervention de Neil Gaiman quelque part)

 1g ils ne viennent pas parce que.

1h et suivantes : Neil Gaiman.

 

Option 2

seule la moitié des panellistes parvient à la salle :

 2a  ce sont ceux qui sont tous d’accord, il n’y a pas de débat

 2b il y a l’anglophone et son traducteur mais personne d’autre.

 2c il y a un traducteur et un francophone, ils se connaissent bien et échangent des adresses de restaurant.

 2d le seul panelliste présent était le candide du panel, il repart boire un café

  2e Neil Gaiman est un des deux panellistes, l’autre l’écoute en prenant fébrilement des notes

 

Option 3 : le choix des participants

 3a ils sont trop compétents, personne de normalement constitué ne comprend un traitre mot de ce qu’ils racontent mais eux s’amusent beaucoup

 3b on les a collés là par hasard, le sujet leur échappe complêtement, si la force est avec le panel et que Neil Gaiman est à l’hôtel, c’est le public qui se charge du débatmais il faut savoir que le sujet se détourne insensiblement et qu’au bout de dix minutes, on parle de… Neil Gaiman

 3c quelque organisateur à l’esprit un peu porté au sens de l’humour en vache a rassemblé des gens FAITS pour se foutre sur la gueule

 3d Neil Gaiman

 

Option 4  Le lieu

 4a C’est à l’autre bout du palais des congrès, personne dans l’univers n’est jamais allé aussi loin (sauf Neil Gaiman)

 4b Il y a un panel avec Neil Gaiman avant celui que l’on cherche à atteindre : impossible de traverser la foule.

 4c Il y a un panel avec Neil Gaiman avant celui que l’on cherche, on s’arrête "juste cinq minutes" pour l’écouter

 4d un autre panel truste la salle; parfois pour couronner le tout, Neil Gaiman est dedans.

 

Option 5 L’heure :

C’est trop tôt, tout lemonde dort

c’est trop tard tout le monde mange

c’est pile l’heure du panel de Neil Gaiman.

 

 

Bref, l’ultime façon, vous l’aurez compris, de piéger un panel…

c’est  ?

NEIL GAIMAN

 

D’ailleurs, dans l’après midi, je suivais de loin Laurent Genefort qui se rendait à la présentation des livres brage en anglais, je le vois s’arrêter trois secondes devant la porte ouverte d’un amphi. Et là, sa démarche de vainqueur, son allant et son alacrité molto vivace s’éteignent d’un coup tels des soufflés aux nouilles trop cuites.

Il se décide finalementà rejoindre son panel

Je cours derrière pour ne pas manquer le début. Je m’assoie à côté de Pierre Pevel, nous faisons la foule en délire à nous deux (avec un respect avoué pour la parité)

il n’y aura que nous : le staff brage dans son ensemble finira par visionner les power points préparés avec art et amour par Jean claude Dunyach pour apprendre à utiliser la visionneuse.

 

Dans le panel devant lequel Laurent s’était arrêté, il y avait NEIL GAIMAN et toute la worldcon.

 

 

Sans rire, j’adore Gaiman, Vous avez lu "l’étrange histoire de Nobody Owens"?

 

 

 

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